File Fan Mugs

"Everything is in the Cloud."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Starvation Watching

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I love my luvvie."

Addiction to mobile.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'You've got lot toe!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Doo inc..can and no can.

"Wake up."

Files of Doom

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Frozen Fish

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"