Tv Case Fan Mugs

'I want to take my case to the highest court in the land ... Judge Judy.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

"I love my luvvie."

Addiction to mobile.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

John Laurie

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Previously on..."

Lorne Greene

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Pastor of Muppets

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.