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'I want to take my case to the highest court in the land ... Judge Judy.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

"I love my luvvie."

Addiction to mobile.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

John Laurie

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Previously on..."

Lorne Greene

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Pastor of Muppets

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.