Tv Case Fan Prints

'I want to take my case to the highest court in the land ... Judge Judy.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Night Life: L.A.

"I love my luvvie."

Addiction to mobile.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Previously on..."

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Pastor of Muppets

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'