
'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'
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'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"You're fired."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
Ban on Free Speech
Voltaire
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
Press Freedom
The Circular Logic of Fascism
'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'
George Orwell
Government a la Carte
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
Letters escape from a caged book.
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
Trump
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
MLK
Martin Luther King
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
Twitter censorship
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