Four-legged Fashionista Gifts

Museum of dog memorabilia

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

The Cat Spa

Cats on the couch.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We should start wearing masks."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Street Organ - Monkey