Four-legged Fashionista Gifts

Museum of dog memorabilia

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Cats on the couch.

The Cat Spa

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"