Fossil Fuels Gifts

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'Do you see a tall, dark formation of shale oil?'

Oil Always Comes First.

Man suicidal over cost of petrol

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

"Pollution? Noise? Better than whale oil."

Frustrated by high heating costs, Ray began to pilfer chunks of coal from neighborhood snowmen.

'Foul your air, pollute your water, frack up your land, all for cheaper oil. It's lucky your kids don't have oil under their skin.'

'Fossil Fuel' ... 'Gone the way of the dinosaur.'

Oil prices are so low that a Submarine goes down to the bottom of the sea and finds a barrel.

'Later on we'll tell them it's oil.'

Coal Liquidifcation Plant/Oil Solidification Plant.

"Cop 20"

Just Stop Oil

"We're dinosaurs."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Power Station

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Just Stop Boil

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Where clean coal comes from.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

New uses for excess coal

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Do you have poop points?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Sucking all the oil out of the earth