Fossil Fuel Industry Gifts

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"He's being retrained."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Just Stop Boil

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Energy trap.

Venice Floods

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

There's no real oil emergency...

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

The Oil of Iran

New uses for excess coal

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'