Fossil Fuel Industry T-Shirts

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"He's being retrained."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Just Stop Boil

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Who is to blame?'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Venice Floods

There's no real oil emergency...

Energy trap.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

New uses for excess coal

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

The Oil of Iran

Oil Spill in the Bath.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Oil Industry Safety.