Fuel Industry T-Shirts

A customer angry about the cost of petrol costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy petrol station owner.

Supreme Gas

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Buyway Robbery

"Stop laughing, I really have run out of petrol!"

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Snake in the grass...

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Keystone XL

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Stimulus bust

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Venice Floods

There's no real oil emergency...

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Propane Supply