Fuel Industry T-Shirts

A customer angry about the cost of petrol costing an arm and a leg, handing over his arm and a leg to a greedy petrol station owner.

Supreme Gas

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Buyway Robbery

"Stop laughing, I really have run out of petrol!"

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Snake in the grass...

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

Take me to your leader. . .

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Keystone XL

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Stimulus bust

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venice Floods

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.