Fortune Fun Pillows

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

Playing Fetch.

On holiday.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Holiday time.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Early photobombing

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"This stool shall pass."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Candid Camera store.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Get crazy once in a while

"Bed Spread"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"