Fortune Fancier Pillows

'I thank God every day that Great - Grandfather made the most of his peak earning years!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Gambling on office building construction

Golden Eggs.

"Trepanning for gold"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."