Fortune Fun T-Shirts

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

Playing Fetch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

On holiday.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Early photobombing

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Trojan Beagle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Get crazy once in a while

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Candid Camera store.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Bed Spread"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'