Fortnite Gifts

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Do you know how long you've been on that thing!?"

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"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

'I hope it;s an express.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

'I see you crossing a road...'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"When is it my turn?"

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'I drank too much last night.'

Beginner Level Escalators

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Cash machine steals from customer

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

"Nicky Suspenders is lying. He knows where the money is hidden."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Noughts and Crosses

Duel to the Death...

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'