Fortnite Prints

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I hope it;s an express.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'I see you crossing a road...'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"When is it my turn?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'I drank too much last night.'

'I see your future investing in a fortune telling business!'

Beginner Level Escalators

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Cash machine steals from customer

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"Nicky Suspenders is lying. He knows where the money is hidden."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Noughts and Crosses

Duel to the Death...

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Give up the goods or I'll beat it outta ya!"

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'