Competitive Gamer Prints

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

Board Game Hunter

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

"This should be good....I put superglue in the holes of Ernie's bowling ball!"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Duel to the Death...

Noughts and Crosses

'World championship - Tic Tac Toe'

That's just cheating!

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.