Finance Gamer Gifts

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I think they're up to something.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Business is a game.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Atilla the Hun's Business School

The Bullish World

"I hope history remembers this differently."

Moving the Goalposts

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Trojan horse.

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Playing Pyramids