Business Strategy Gamer Gifts

Atilla the Hun's Business School

'The Americans aren't objecting in principal to a merger down the line as long as we build a Chinese wall to keep a couple of things secret from the Chinese.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Little league world series of poker.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Putin and Zelensky

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Bullseye!