Game Master Of Finances Gifts

"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Business is a game.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Financial consultant to man: 'It's insolvency, Dr. Markham. There's a lot of that going around.'

Party games.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

Cheating Death

Official Support Groups

Energy Bills

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

Over-qualified?

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.