Financial Game Enthusiast Gifts

"Please, sir. My fantasy stock league beat all the indexes, but I have no real capital to invest."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Business is a game.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"It covers up all the debt."

The Bullish World

Greece - The Black Hole

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

Man with a Plan

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

'Your in great shape...'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

What's a CEO's motivation?

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

The Tooth Accountant

Magnifying the Euro

Explaining corporate restructuring to shareholders.

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.