Formal Attired Adventurer Gifts

'Twerp on bicycle!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Catsuit

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Ass-less Chaps

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Lady Gaga

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch