Formal Attired Adventurer T-Shirts

'Twerp on bicycle!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Catsuit

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Thong World.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.