Form-filling Ace Gifts

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Bureau of Red Tape

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Snooker.

"Be rational."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."