Form-filling Ace T-Shirts

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Online form - Submit.

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Snooker.

Bureau of Red Tape

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Be rational."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Bureaucracy.

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."