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"It drives me MAD when staff complain about filling out 'pointless' forms. . . I mean if they DON'T fill out pointless forms when asked HOW are we supposed to know how many forms have been FILLED OUT?"

Need help getting through the paperwork?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Online form - Submit.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Files.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Bureau of Red Tape

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'A lot of it about - repetitive strain injury caused by ticking boxes. . .'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."

"These are the forms you need to fill out to show that our primary focus is client care."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.