Forgetful Jester Gifts

"I'm having trouble with my short term memory .. I'm here because of my short term memory .. "

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Gooseberry Fool...

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

King and Jester

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Geeks and their dogs.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

I am one with stupid.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'It's the simple things.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'Is he taking the piss?'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Jester

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Sudoku. Oh, no!