Forever Young Spirit Pillows

"What the difference between these two old men?"

Happy Retirement

"My destination is always beyond the horizon, man....but nowadays I like to know it has a toilet..."

An old lady Kitesurfing

100th Birthday

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Teenage Shakespeare

"Spring Chicken"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

The Ageing Process.