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"What the difference between these two old men?"

Happy Retirement

"My destination is always beyond the horizon, man....but nowadays I like to know it has a toilet..."

Bernie Sanders Riding A Motorbike

An old lady Kitesurfing

100th Birthday

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

The Brothers Grime

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."