Forever Solo Spirit T-Shirts

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Carefree luggage.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Elevator/Open Range

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

And that's why I'm still single!

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Home Business - Starting Out.

"It wasn't enough being a free range chicken. Now he wants to be a free sex chicken."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."