Forever Young At Heart T-Shirts

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'It makes you look younger.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

"I'm starting to look old."

'No, unfortunately, we don't have a senior discount!'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Surf Casting

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Do you think I'm sixty?

Tiger Costume

It can be taken up at any age....

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

Active pensioner.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."