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'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Do you think I'm sixty?

It can be taken up at any age....

'He lived and died for golf.'

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Born to rock.

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It means, like, stop filming...'