Forever Young At Heart Pillows

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'It makes you look younger.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

I never feel a day over 25 until I try to act like one.

"I'm starting to look old."

'No, unfortunately, we don't have a senior discount!'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Surf Casting

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Tiger Costume

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Do you think I'm sixty?

It can be taken up at any age....

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

I told you that kid was spoiled.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Active pensioner.