Forever Young Pillows

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Old people.

"I had a dreadful childhood. Especially recently."

Sunnydene Rest Home

"At sixty years old I actually feel like a twenty year old."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Middle-Aged Punk...

"Can Wilbur come out and play?"

'He's such a child. Did you ever try burping a hundred and seventy pound hunk?'

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

It can be taken up at any age....

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men - Kim Hubbardf

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"