Forever Young Soul Pillows

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Mum Hearts.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"They grow up so slow."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

A friar

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.