Forever Young Soul Mugs

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

An old lady Kitesurfing

Mum Hearts.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"They grow up so slow."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

A friar

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'