Teenage Soul Pillows

The fountain of youths.

The Brothers Grime

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

City centre pub.

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Funny Farm

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"