Forest Audiophile Gifts

Birds with Headphones

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

At the rock concert...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Couple sharing earbuds.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Fox hunting.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Music for car stereos

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."