Forest Audiophile Mugs

Birds with Headphones

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

At the rock concert...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Music for car stereos

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.