Forecast Fiend Gifts

5 day forecast.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"He's So Your Type."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Weather forecast.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"That's our projected sales."

Weather bar

'Snow again, today...'