Forecast Fiend Pillows

5 day forecast.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"He's So Your Type."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather forecast.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Weather bar

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"That's our projected sales."

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."