Financial Forecast Fanatic Pillows

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Recession in Japan

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

US Economy

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Jack of all trades

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"#Win!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."