Footie Followers Gifts

"So flushing the Man United scarf was OK, but does this French baguette count as 'foreign'?"

Raheem Sterling

World Cup Fever

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Football Crazy.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Wilfried Zaha

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Referee

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Sam Allardyce

World Cup Fever

Victim support

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

Football junkie.

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."