Footie Faithful Gifts

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

World Cup Fever

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Treble

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football Crazy.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha

Football Delivery

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Cutting Toenails.

Fitness in church.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Mischievous Pets