Footie Faithful Pillows

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Treble

Wilfried Zaha

Fan-Centric Stadium

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Delivery

Football Crazy.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

Fitness in church.

Cutting Toenails.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Mischievous Pets

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."