Footie Feverish Pillows

"I stand corrected."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Punishment for the kicker.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Treble

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

Social distance queue starts here

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Referee

'A girl can never have too many shoes.'

The Scream take its temperature

Football Drinks

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Wages of footballer.

'As I said at all my previous seventeen clubs, I'm a footballer, not a mercenary.'