Football Fever Pillows

Football Drinks

"Why can't they just nod their appreciation?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The Brothers Grime

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'