Footie Followers T-Shirts

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Wilfried Zaha

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Crazy.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"There was excitement at the match today, when a discussion over a VAR decision was interrupted by football breaking out on the pitch..."

Referee

Victim support

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'