Football Reformer Gifts

Blazer details Fifa bribes

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Louis Antoine Jullien

Sick America

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'I am trying to bring about change.'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

"Any thoughts on how we might mark black history month?"

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

A Sneak Peak at Steve Jobs' Obituary

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

Vuvuzela bin.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.