Football Reformer Pillows

Blazer details Fifa bribes

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Sick America

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Louis Antoine Jullien

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

'I am trying to bring about change.'

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

"Any thoughts on how we might mark black history month?"

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

A House of Lords Reform: 'Please do not take shotguns or dead game into the chamber.'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

Notional Health Service