Football Hater Gifts

Got a friend or family member who just can't stand football? Our collection of funny and clever products is perfect for highlighting their passion for avoiding the sport. From playful mugs to humorous t-shirts, we've got all the cheeky gifts to make them smile (or groan in amusement). Show them you understand their distaste for the game with gifts that speak their language of fun and frustration, all wrapped up in eye-catching, professionally designed artwork.

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'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'

'Football stink. Me like hunting better.' mockup

'Football stink. Me like hunting better.'

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I like the Jets...I guess

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"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season." mockup

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on." mockup

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

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If nobody had invented graphics

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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12." mockup

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

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"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?" mockup

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

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Football Chameleon

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'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.' mockup

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

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'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!' mockup

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

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Pregnant Cheerleaders,

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Football

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'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.' mockup

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

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"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper." mockup

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

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'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...' mockup

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

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Big screen TV.

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'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?' mockup

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

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'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.' mockup

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

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"All of a dither as per usual!"

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"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard." mockup

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

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"Uptight End"

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'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.' mockup

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

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'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

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"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!" mockup

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

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'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.' mockup

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

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'I reckon we need a new sweeper.' mockup

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

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Beer Order

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Football Hater Gifts Collection

Football Hater Mugs

Looking for more witty ways to celebrate their football dislike? Browse our collection of mugs designed for the football hater and enjoy a laugh with every sip.

Football Hater Pillows

Find the ideal pillow to add humor and personality to their space—celebrating their football frustration with a witty design.

Football Hater Prints

Bring a touch of humor to their decor with prints that showcase their passion for skipping football. Brighten up any space with our creative artwork.

Football Hater T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts perfect for those who prefer avoiding football games. Fun, sarcastic, and stylish—these tees speak their mind.